golden globes 2013

The only star I absolutely had to see at the Oscars this year was Jennifer Lawrence.  Last year, I had no idea who the blonde beauty in the red dress was...this year, she was all I was waiting for!

2012

 

2013

It's pretty obvious she looked freaking amazing at the Globes last year, however, this year she looked more like her true self.  Gosh, she is so pretty.  She just looks like someone you'd want to hang out with.

 

Okay so let's start with the good.  And "good" is really the right word, because that is the highest point anyone got to.  There was nothing jaw-dropping about last night's fashion.

 

 



 

Of course, Jessica Alba is beautiful.  She can wear anything, but I especially love the necklace and retro hair.

 

 

Claire Danes had a baby like 30 days ago, so she looked tired fo sho.  But I guess she did okay in the dress selection.  The eyeliner is a bit much.

 

Naomi Watts.  Very pretty.  Not too extraordinary though.

 



 

I guess this is okay on Juilianne Moore; it's definitely age-appropriate, but the french twist?  Can someone say 1995?

 

 

Here are the "I just don't know's..."

 

 

Zooey Deschanel is so stinking cute, but this does nothing for her.  I feel like she's worn the sweetheart neck a million times over.

 

Amy Adams is already so fair-skinned that this dress should either make her look amazing or make her look washed out.  I can't decide which, but I do think the dress itself is stunning.  Maybe it's her hair?  Bores-ville.

 



Anne Hathaway had a big nomination so I was expecting something a little more glamorous on her.  However, there is something I love about the simplicity of it.  Didn't you think the top was too big?

 

 

And now, the BAD.

Poor Giuliana.  One of my favorite people in the world, and this outfit and make-up were a complete catastrophe!  She looks like she's dressed up for Halloween.  No joke.

My number one question is:  why is Katherine McPhee even invited to the Globes?  She must have been in something I didn't know about, but come on.  My second question is:  Why does she want so much attention? 

 



There are no words.  I'm uncomfortable just looking at Lena Dunham in this chocolate piece of Queen Elizabeth's wardrobe.

 



Two words:  garden party.  And I don't want to go.

 



Sofia Vergara didn't look too bad except for she was POPPING out of this black gown.  Fashion faux pas if you ask me.

 

 

Halle looks like she just left Peter Pan's party in Neverland.  Or Peru.

We get it J. Lo!  You have a great body!  Cripes!

 



This is a hot mess.  The hair, the open chest.  Open leg.  Open everything.  Eva Longoria, you know better!

 



 

Another garden party, except this one looks even more boring than the last.

Okay everyone is talking about Taylor Swift's ensemble.  I agree, it was refreshing not seeing her in a red dress with red lips, but if I'm being honest, this is hideous on her body.  Her A-cup looks like a double D, and her hair looks like she's got color on it waiting under a blow dryer.

 



 

Once again, Heidi Klum is obviously gor-geous.  But she's always in white, and her fake tan looks super, super fake.

 

You can't blame these actresses for their hits or misses, it's their stylist!  I feel like they put them in whatever dress is beautiful, instead of working with their skin color and body type.  Kind of like most women when they pick out their wedding gowns. 

 

What did you think of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler?  Hilarious!

 

And dang, they looked GOOD!  Talk about getting into shape!