the creepiest stuff on nick jr.

Now that my child happily watches TV,  Nick Jr. reigns.  Although I like a lot of what they have to offer (Peppa Pig, Dora...) it sure has its creepy goin' on in other shows.  These are in no particular order - they're just all freaking weird.

1.  Yo Gabba Gabba.

Okay. With songs like Party in My Tummy where they actually show food and drinks having a party in a real stomach, I can't even stand to mute it - the TV is turned off immediately.  They remind me of Teletubbies, except Teletubbies was better.  And that's saying something.  Please watch this video of the Teletubbies hip-hop dancing.  It's one of my all-time favorites.


2.  Bubble Guppies.

This show has quickly become the most popular show of all time on Nick.  Not gonna lie, I do love the little nerdy redhead, but there's something about the huge heads and tiny flipper that freaks me out.


3.  The Fresh Beat Band.

See these faces?  It's like that the entire time.  It's exhausting.  Oh and thanks Fresh Beat, your stupid songs are in my head all night long.


4.  The Blue Mermaid Song by Jordin Sparks

 

 

When this song premiered a couple weeks ago, Jeff and I looked at each other with literally nothing to say - it's like you can't even make fun of it - it's that creepy.  I also love how they made the mermaid plus-sized to mimic Jordin's body type.  I would've socked that graphic designer in the jaw if I were her.

 

 

5.  Max & Ruby

 

 

 

This one isn't horribly creepy.  I just wish Max would reach up and smack his sister once in a while.  I'm so sick of her bossing him around.  GET A FRIEND, RUBY.

 

 

 

6.  Lalaloopsy

 

This show is a new one that's very obviously geared towards little girls.  That pisses me off of course.

The characters remind me of Edward Scissor Hands. 

 



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