The past few months I've been recording conversations with my two year old in my notes app on my phone. This kid literally makes me laugh out loud on a daily basis and I just have to get some of these remarks down on paper. Er, blogger.
::He gets stuck in between the two couches (on purpose)::
Patrick: I'm stuck!
Me: What are we going to do?
Patrick: Get the skid loader!!
::As we're driving by the train yard::
Patrick: The train's not moving.
Me: Nope, it must be waiting for cargo and the engineer will take it away.
Patrick: I'll take it myself.
Patrick: There's a river! Let's cross it. We'll need a boat.
::From the other room, I hear a BAM/BANG/CRASH::
Me: Are you okay??
Patrick: No, I'm great!
Me: Please pick up those paper towels you got out.
Patrick: No.
Me: Okay, I guess we'll just have a big messy house.
Patrick: No, a big messy castle.
::I trip on a toy combine in the kitchen while holding Connor::
Me: You'd better move your combine, buddy. I don't want to step on it again.
Patrick: Go around it.
Me: Remember when baby Connor was in my belly? And it was really big?
Patrick: Yeah! And Dad is really GIIIANNNT.
::He comes walking into the bathroom wearing my slippers and then takes them off::
Me: Aww did you have my big slippers on?
Patrick: It was nothing, Mom.
You're hilarious, kiddo. Thanks for giving us some laughter each day (in between the crying and screaming and getting hurt and not following rules).
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